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		<title>Makin&#8217; Bacon</title>
		<description><![CDATA[3 easy steps to making money

Find somebody else&#8217;s great idea.

It is very important that this is not your own idea or creation.
That would take too much time


Steal their idea/software and change the style.

Make just enough changes so that people won&#8217;t recognize it as the original


Sell it to big corporations for big bucks.

It&#8217;s all about marketing.
If [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.freshwes.com/makin-bacon</link>
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		<title>the man competition has a trophy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While driving around, me and my roommate noticed  Shakespeare&#8217;s Trophy Shop in Santa Monica.  Interested in finding a sweet fantasy football trophy, we decided to scope it out.
We began browsing the trophy collection, eventually settling on a bronze and wood Heisman trophy replica. We were elated, high-fiving in celebratory fashion over our selection. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.freshwes.com/the-man-competition-has-a-trophy</link>
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		<title>ESPN ruins the NFL draft, again - by Darwinian Phenom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once again our friends at the Entertainment and Sports Programming Network (aka ESPN) managed to ruin what was probably the biggest surprise picks of the first day.  Now I know everyone is mesmerized by the first round and surprise picks in the first round usually get all the press.  This happened late in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.freshwes.com/espn-ruins-the-nfl-draft-again-by-darwinian-phenom</link>
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		<title>scott the homeless guy - by darwinian phenom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My roommate and I are in our apartment drinking rum and cokes when we get a knock on the door.  We open the door and see a man with grimy dreadlocks, a long nappy beard, and shabby clothes.  “Hey you mind if I use your phone?” he says.  Being the idealist that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.freshwes.com/scott-the-homeless-guy-by-darwinian-phenom</link>
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		<title>just bought a bike, feel less manly</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And it&#8217;s not a crotch rocket either.
This past weekend the weather was really awesome, and everyone and their mother went to the beach and/or the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica. And since I live near the beach, this meant getting to and finding parking at Baja Fresh was a nightmare.  That got me [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.freshwes.com/my-new-bike</link>
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		<title>legendary emails - weekend update</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My neck is covered in 360 degrees of hickey and I actually have one on my cheek just under my eye.  I lost my phone but when I got it back last night I had a text message saying &#8220;you better appreciate this, I&#8217;m really taking one for the team&#8221; and I found out [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.freshwes.com/weekend-update</link>
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		<title>the MySpace hot girl epidemic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It happened again.  It always happens.  Gmail inbox says “Natalya has added you as a friend on MySpace”.
Keep it cool Wes.  No big deal, this happens all the time to you.  You’re a baller.  You know what? Don’t even click the link. You’re too busy, and you’ll get to her [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.freshwes.com/the-myspace-hot-girl-epidemic</link>
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		<title>legendary texts - my friends think i&#8217;m a loser for having this blog</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;after careful analysis I conclude that you have never touched a woman, however, it is now my homepage.&#8221;
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		<link>http://www.freshwes.com/legendary-texts-my-friends-think-im-a-loser-for-having-this-blog</link>
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		<title>legendary email - why you shouldn&#8217;t fail</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Imagine him ordering his meth-addicted bastard children to get him Natty Lights, all while using their cleft palates as personal ash trays.  Unfortunately, with that DNA running through their veins and their rampant signs of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, these children will serve as evidence that evolution cannot possibly exist.  These freaks of nature [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.freshwes.com/legendary-email-dont-do-drugs-or-your-friends-will-say-this</link>
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		<title>the 2008 man competition - enter the testosterone playground</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This summer I am planning on creating a competition to find who is this manliest among me and my friends.  Although no where near as manly as the World&#8217;s Emotionally Strongest Man Competition, this contest will be unique and most likely tailored to things I&#8217;m good at. I don&#8217;t know the exact date, but I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.freshwes.com/the-2008-man-competition-enter-the-testosterone-playground</link>
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