legendary email - why you shouldn’t fail
April 11, 2008“Imagine him ordering his meth-addicted bastard children to get him Natty Lights, all while using their cleft palates as personal ash trays. Unfortunately, with that DNA running through their veins and their rampant signs of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, these children will serve as evidence that evolution cannot possibly exist. These freaks of nature will have no mothers. Sadly, they will all be born from several different hookers. It will be just like the plot of “I Am Sam“, only slightly less heartwarming.”
