Fresh Wes

“Imagine him ordering his meth-addicted bastard children to get him Natty Lights, all while using their cleft palates as personal ash trays. Unfortunately, with that DNA running through their veins and their rampant signs of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, these children will serve as evidence that evolution cannot possibly exist. These freaks of nature will have no mothers. Sadly, they will all be born from several different hookers. It will be just like the plot of “I Am Sam“, only slightly less heartwarming.”

I just learned of the newest thing to do in Hollywood. Corey-oke. It’s karaoke, only a live 80’s cover band backs your vocals instead of a cd. All the members of the band dress as a Corey from the 80’s, ei Corey Haim, Feldman etc. Rumor is that Dean Cameron, star of such 80’s hits as Ski School and Ski School 2 and who can forget his role as “Chainsaw” in Summer School is the leader of this band and idea, he plays bass.”

This is from my roommate Griffin…

“Wes I found your “Get Psyched 08′ ” CD in your room today. Completely Legendary until I put it into the Xbox360 and realized it was blank. Don’t people usually title a blank disc after they put the songs on it? Or was it more of a self-proclamation thing where you just had to set the bar high? “