Fresh Wes

This summer I am planning on creating a competition to find who is this manliest among me and my friends.  Although no where near as manly as the World’s Emotionally Strongest Man Competition, this contest will be unique and most likely tailored to things I’m good at. I don’t know the exact date, but I assure you it will be the manliest day of the year. The winner will get a trophy of a flexed bicep or something with similar masculinity.

I haven’t exactly planned out the scoring system yet, but here are some of the proposed events:

Proposed Events:

• Parallel parking
• Football accuracy contest
• Poker game
• Question and answer segment
• 25lb curl competition
• Arm wrestling (both arms)
• Chug contest
• Getting 10 girls at the bar to sign your bicep
• 1 hour fishing tournament
• Mini golf challenge

Any thoughts or idea proposals?

I don’t even know if I need to train… I’m gonna take this competition