the man competition has a trophy
April 30, 2008
While driving around, me and my roommate noticed Shakespeare’s Trophy Shop in Santa Monica. Interested in finding a sweet fantasy football trophy, we decided to scope it out.
We began browsing the trophy collection, eventually settling on a bronze and wood Heisman trophy replica. We were elated, high-fiving in celebratory fashion over our selection. But something
caught my eye. Amongst the faux special olympic ribbons and “nice try” soccer trophies was a glorious treasure. We found a chromed out man throwing around serious weight on the incline press.
Immediately we knew this trophy was destined to be the legendary prize award to the victor of our newly planned annual Man Competition. The owner of the shop created it right there on the spot, crafting our legendary monument to testosterone in about 5 minutes.
After creating this masterpiece, the trophy store owner started to change. His eyes changed from delightful to envious. He kept repeating “my precious” as
he stared deeply at his majestic creation. We quickly paid and left, learning a valuable lesson: The Man Competition Trophy is highly coveted. If you are not manly enough, and happen to gaze upon it, you will be overtaken by greed and awe.
Only those daring and brave enough to enter the arena will be worthy enough to vie for the trophy. Are you man enough? Are you a man amongst boys?
